10 of Our Favorite Plumbing Jokes
Plumbing has been around for a long time and is nothing short of a miracle. Think about it: with a simple turn of a knob or press of a lever, germs from your hands and body are sent down the drain, or your body’s wastes are flushed away, leaving you and your bathroom clean and healthy. And although a very important profession, everyone deserves a good joke. Plumbing humor can be used to fix even the messiest situation with some laughter!
Where there are bathrooms, there’s bathroom humor…and these are some of our personal favorites.
- Q: Why was the plumber so tired after a day’s work? A: Because the work had been too draining!
- Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on…
- Q: How are bodybuilders and plumbers alike? A: They both love pumping iron.
- Q: What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on? A: A royal flush is better than a full house.
- A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak and fix one too!
- Q: What do plumbers have when they fall asleep? A: Pipe dreams!
- Don’t you just hate it when you call a plumber and all he does is eat mushrooms and kill your turtles?
- I feel bad for plumbers who install those fancy water heaters that hang on the wall…It’s a tankless job.
- Q: What is a plumber’s least favorite vegetable? A: Leeks
- Q: What do you call it when a few plumbers get together for a sleepover? A: A slumber potty
If it leaks, clogs, drips, or bursts (or if you need to hear a good joke) – call Severson Plumbing first! Severson Plumbing provides both residential and commercial plumbing service and repair for the entire Central Oregon region including Bend, Redmond, LaPine, Prineville, and Madras. We are here to help with all of your plumbing issues and emergencies. If you are in need of plumbing help, contact our team today, 541-382-3720!